What's wrong with Document Review?

NOTHING! It's amazing! I meet so many nice people. I do easy work, for easy money, and have so much spare time it's criminal! If I had known that the law could be this much fun I would have gotten that silly J.D. ASAP after college! Who needs real experience when I can just sit here and review documents all day? Rhetorical question, there, so you don't need to answer, unless you really want to, and I think we all know what your answer will be!